When celebrity breakups happen, the gossip doesn’t end — it just finds new characters. This time, pop star Katy Perry and former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau have found themselves in the spotlight — and guess who joined the fun? Her ex-fiancé, Orlando Bloom.
From Breakup to Headlines — In Just Weeks
According to international media, whispers of Katy Perry and Trudeau dating began soon after her split with Orlando Bloom in July. The spark? Multiple public sightings of the two together in Canada — from a dinner in Montreal to Trudeau attending one of Katy’s concerts.
Was it just coincidence or something more? The internet, obviously, chose the juicier option.
Then Came The Onion… and Angela Merkel!?
Just when the story couldn’t get weirder, parody website “The Onion” (famous for satirical news) published a hilarious fake article claiming Orlando Bloom is now dating former German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Yes, you read that right.
The made-up report described a romantic evening with oysters, chocolate cake, candlelight, and even Merkel cracking jokes — all accompanied by an AI-generated image of the two enjoying dinner.
Orlando’s Epic Reaction: No Words, Just Emojis
So, how did Bloom react to his ex moving on (possibly) with a world leader, and himself being linked (falsely) to another?
Simple. He didn’t fight it, didn’t whine — just dropped three clapping emojis under the post. That’s it.
A subtle, classy, and slightly savage way to say: “I see you internet, and I salute your creativity.”
Meanwhile, In Real Life…
Both Perry and Trudeau have recently gone through high-profile separations — with Perry ending things with Bloom just weeks ago, and Trudeau parting ways with his wife last year.
Whether their growing closeness is friendship or something more — only time (and maybe their PR teams) will tell.
Internet’s wild imagination aside — what do you think? Is this a real match brewing or just media madness?
